Dear Abby,
I’ve been dating a woman for a year now. We live together and I want to marry her. But she still hasn’t introduced me to her family. What should I do?
- Big Daddy
Dear Big Daddy,
You should dump her and find someone who isn’t ashamed of you ASAP. Really, what else could you do? Show up unannounced at her father’s house? That would almost certainly cause all sorts of embarrassing situations and most likely expose all the family’s secrets.
Unfortunately for theatergoers, Wade Walker (Craig Robinson of The Office fame) did not seek out Dear Abby for advice. Or her
Doomsday Book – The End Comes Thrice
by James Maynard May 8th, 2013 | Independent, Movie Reviews
Doomsday Book is a South Korean film, which explores the end of the world in three different stories. Shot in the original Korean, the film is presented with English subtitles. The Korean title of the film, pronounced Inryu Myeongmang Bogoseo, translates as “Report on the Destruction of Mankind.”
The first of these stories, A Brave New World, is a classic zombie tale, in which a combination of ingredients mix in such a way that a new virus is created. This new superbug is virulent and contagious, causing its victims to become zombies. The people killed by these zombies then become
The first of these stories, A Brave New World, is a classic zombie tale, in which a combination of ingredients mix in such a way that a new virus is created. This new superbug is virulent and contagious, causing its victims to become zombies. The people killed by these zombies then become
The Big Wedding
by T Akery May 1st, 2013 | Comedy, Movie Reviews
The Big Wedding is about a couple who are trying to tie the knot. Alejandro is the adopted son of a divorced couple. But after he finds out that his birth mother is coming, he panics. His mother is a strict Catholic. So, his divorced parents try and pretend that they are married until after the wedding. The other two kids have problems of their own and what ensues is wedding chaos when the person Alejandro's dad has been dating shows up to cater the entire event. The bride's parents aren't so thrilled about the wedding either (although their
Pain and Gain
by Ronald A. Rowe April 30th, 2013 | Comedy, Movie Reviews
Pain and Gain, a most un-Michael Bay-like Michael Bay movie, tells the putatively true story of the Sun Gym gang and their bumbling attempts at a criminal career. Daniel Lugo, played by Mark Wahlberg, is a muscle-bound fitness instructor who dreams of a better life. After participating in an empowerment seminar (presented with great flair by Ken Jeong) Lugo decides that his three part plan for success involves kidnapping a rich but unpleasant acquaintance, Victor Kershaw (Tony Shalhoub) and forcing him to sign over all his assets.
Lugo is joined in his scheme by his friend Adrian (Anthony Mackie) and
Lugo is joined in his scheme by his friend Adrian (Anthony Mackie) and
Scary Movie 5
by T Akery April 17th, 2013 | Comedy, Movie Reviews
Scary Movie 5 is about one of the worst parodies of a parody of a Haunted House feature ever seen. It is unfortunate that this movie fails in its attempt to make people laugh. Perhaps, if it hadn't been based on an already mediocre horror movie -- A Haunted House -- it might have had a chance. Considering the reputations of Charlie Sheen and Lindsey Lohan, it was pretty much doomed from the beginning.
So, the first part features Lindsey Lohan and Charlie Sheen at their stupidest. They parody one of the scenes in A Haunted House which is completely
So, the first part features Lindsey Lohan and Charlie Sheen at their stupidest. They parody one of the scenes in A Haunted House which is completely