Well Jody and I recently saw Evan Almighty. I had feeling going into this movie that it was going to be lame but since we are both such big fans of “The Office” we had hope.
I should have gone with my gut instinct on this one. This was probably one of the dumbest movies ever made. I am still trying to wrap my head around how they managed to spend $175 million to make one of the worst movies ever. The only thing I can come up with is they spent the money to create digital animals which would be fine except there was no purpose to even have the animals in the movie in the first place.
Evan was supposed to be the new Noah. In an attempt to add humor to the movie they decided to have animals follow him around wherever he went. It was mildly entertaining the first time they showed how it interfered with his new job as a Senator. The problem is they did the same gag about 7 more times.
Sarcasm and Spoilers Now:
I have to say it was hilarious when a stray dog that showed up at their house kept biting Evan’s crotch over and over, or how Morgan Freeman kept dissappearing and appearing to the surprise of Evan, over and over and over.
It was nothing less than a miracle that the flood waters were small enough to stay on one street but for some reason Evan had to build a giant ark. No animals were hurt and none would have been hurt with or without the ark being built.
The funniest part(s) of the movie was this hilarious dance that Evan kept doing for no apparent reason. He even called it, “The Dance”. It was a dummied down non-funny version of a Michael Scott celebretory dance you might see on The Office. To top it all off, after the credits roll Morgan Freeman comes back on and says, “I’ve added an eleventh commandment, thou shalt do the dance.” and then they roll clips of everyone doing “The dance”.Â
As we were trying to exit the theatre as quickly as possible so as to avoid any more exposure I thought to myself, movies have finally hit rock bottom. If a studio will sign off on this miserable attempt at something even the slightest bit entertaining, it says a lot about the state of affairs in Hollywood.
How We Would Make It Better:
This movie would demand an entire rewrite. They could have done things to make it more entertaining but every part of the movie was so dumb that I refuse to attempt to right this ship. (Pun intended)
