July 31st, 2009
A little bit like The Zodiac working out of the IClueI house, IThe CollectorI is an absurd horror movie with more booby traps than the board game I13 Dead End DriveI. Its astoundingly illogical, consistently indulgent and unnecessarily graphic.
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July 31st, 2009
IAliens in the AtticI contains two movies. In the first one, Kevin Nealon takes his family on vacation and wanders around in a permanently befuddled haze reciting baffling, so bad its good dialogue like this: I heard theres supposed to be a meteor shower. Better get some hats on or our hair will catch fire!
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July 31st, 2009
A re-imagining of the horror icon Freddy Krueger, a serial-killer who wields a glove with four blades embedded in the fingers and kills people in their dreams, resulting in their real death in reality.
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