February 28th, 2009
Rumor has it that ICrossing OverI endured a post-production experience so hellish that Sean Penns character was cut entirely from the film, and three different versions of the film were screened for test audiences. That may explain in part how the movie turned into such an earnest, unfocused mess, but ICrossing OverI is really a movie that never should have been made
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February 28th, 2009
You can only ask so much from this kind of movie and all it really needs to do in order to be successful is outlined in the title. It needs fighting. In the streets. Do that and though you may get terrible reviews, you can walk away with your head held high. IChun LiI is so utterly inept, its incapable of even that..
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February 28th, 2009
Nothing is known about the plot of IShrek 4I yet, except that it will almost certainly involve Shrek, Donkey, Puss in Boots, and Fiona. The film is currently being targeted for release in summer of 2010.
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February 28th, 2009
Synopsis available soon.
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February 27th, 2009
Bearded and brain addled, Joaquin Phoenix has happily made his way through the press declaring that ITwo LoversI is his last movie. If true thats a shame, since its a testament to just how good he really is. Forced to perform opposite the unbearable Gwyneth Paltrow and working from what is a fairly mediocre script, Phoenix still delivers a fantastic performance.
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February 27th, 2009
I had almost come to terms with the rampant misogyny in IFired Up!I, given that its a teen comedy too dumb to know better. But it was the rampant homophobia, tossed in everywhere it didnt belong, that convinced me IFired Up!I is just a hateful mess. With its PG-13 rating it doesnt fulfill its own mandate of raunch comedy, and everyone in the movie is either obnoxious or bland beyond belief.
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February 27th, 2009
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