- New York Times News Service Comedy. With Matt Lanter, Vanessa Minnillo, Kim Kardashian and Carmen Electra. Written and directed by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. (Rated PG-13. 90 minutes. At Bay Area theaters.) "Disaster Movie," the latest...

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'College' Comedy. With Drake Bell, Kevin Covais, Andrew Caldwell, Haley Bennett and Nick Zano. Directed by Deb Hagan. (Rated R. 97 minutes. At Bay Area theaters.) Pity today's teenage audience. Their latest cinematic temptation is yet another tiresome...

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IBabylon A.D.I is Vin Diesels entire career in microcosm. He starts out as a gritty, amoral, selfish murderer a la IPitch BlackI, gets in a few car chases, pulls off some X-Games stunts, attempts some dramatic stuff which never really works, gets all sci-fi with confusing futuristic plot exposition, and by the end hes morphed into IThe...

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ICollegeI is painfully stale, pathetically unfunny, and I cant think of a single reason why you should sit through this piece of shit other than to maybe snicker at how awkward IAmerican IdolsI Kevin Covais looks trying to make an o-face. For ninety-four minutes, this regrettable abortion dodges and weaves through every tired clich and moronic sixteen year old male fantasy ever...

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RATING: (POLITE APPLAUSE)What We Do Is Secret: Starring Shane West and Bijou Phillips. Directed by Rodger Grossman. (R. 90 minutes. At the Lumiere in San Francisco, and the Shattuck in Berkeley. For complete movie listings and show times, and to buy tickets...

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