Archive for January, 2007

Curse of the Golden Flower (Man cheng jin dai huang jin jia)

January 18th, 2007
Photo Starring:
Jay Chou, Chow Yun-Fat, Li Gong, Qin Junjie, Man Li
Review:
If looks were all it took to thrill, this opulent, near-operatic historical pageant would rank with Zhang Yimou's last two epics, Hero and House of...
Rating: 3 Stars

Freedom Writers

January 18th, 2007
Photo Starring:
Hilary Swank, Patrick Dempsey, Scott Glenn, Imeldaa Staunton, Apr...
Review:
Leave it to Hilary Swank. Even when her film's pace lags behind its cliches, she sparks this true story, about a California teacher who sparks her stu...
Rating: 2 Stars

Alpha Dog

January 18th, 2007
Photo Starring:
Bruce Willis, Sharon Stone, Justin Timberlake, Emile Hirsch, Domi...
Review:
He takes his shirt off, sports tattoos, acts tough and smokes a shitload of weed. That's right, Justin Timberlake plays a shit-for-brains in Alpha Dog...
Rating: 2 Stars

Army of Shadows (1969)

January 18th, 2007
Photo Starring:
Lino Ventura, Paul Meurisse, Jean-Pierre Cassel, Simone Signoret,...
Review:
How the hell can the New York Film Critics Circle choose Army of Shadows as the year's best foreign-language film? It's nearly forty years old, a...
Rating: 4 Stars

ASIAN POP / Forever and Ever, Ramen

January 18th, 2007
In memory of the late instant-noodle king, Momofuku Ando, Jeff Yang speaks to notable ramen authorities about the meal-in-a-bowl's awesome cultural impact -- including Robert Allan Ackerman, director of the forthcoming Brittany Murphy film "The Ramen Girl."...

Drag queens rule Sydney in musical based on hit film

January 18th, 2007
Perhaps no other film helped pave drag queens' glittered way into the American mainstream consciousness more than "The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert" did back in 1994. The raucous road-trip buddy movie about two drag queens and a...

Familiar or not, this ‘Eyre’ is worth seeing

January 18th, 2007
RATING: (WILD APPLAUSE) Jane Eyre: "Masterpiece Theatre" miniseries. Starring Ruth Wilson, Toby Stephens, directed by Susanna White. Part 1, 9 p.m. Sunday, Part 2, 9 p.m. Jan. 28 on KQED. One of the enduring...

Art Review | ‘Sleepwalkers’: The Museum as Outdoor Movie Screen

January 17th, 2007
Doug Aitken’s video piece is available for viewing at, or more accurately on, the Museum of Modern Art.

Epic Movie

January 17th, 2007
The story centers on four not-so-young orphans: one reared by a curator at the Louvre where an albino assassin lurks; another, a refugee from Mexican libre wrestling; the third a recent victim of snakes on her plane; and the fourth a normal resident of a mutant X-community. The hapless quartet visits a chocolate factory, where they stumble into an enchanted wardrobe that transports them to the land of Gnarnia with a silent G. There they meet a flamboyant pirate captain and earnest students of wizardry and join forces with, among others, a wise-but-horny lion to defeat the evil White Bitch of Gnarnia.

The Mutant Chronicles

January 17th, 2007
The Mutant Chronicles is based on a lame sounding role playing game about a dystopic future in which the human race has dwindled and finds itself under attack by a bunch of creatures called NecroMutants. I believe this is also the plot of most of the non-Pokemon anime imports currently running in place of real cartoons on Saturday mornings.